Weekly Dose of Cherry Blossoms And Cyanide [Issue 1: Food]

So.... food, huh? Well, when I think of food, I think of those taquitos on the rollers in 7-11. They just sit there. They're so expensive, nobody ever buys them (more than a dollar per taquito?!), so they just sit there on the rollers, spinning and spinning. Kept warm by a heat lamp... slowly gaining dust... When you sit there and stare at them, (which maybe I did once before.... I was bored okay.) they kind of have this shiny complexion, like they're plastic or something. And then whenever a hobo comes in, and buys one, you just sit there and stare at him like “you have only $5 and you buy two really old taquitos with it?” And then 7-11 does those deals where it's $3 or something for a soda and two taquitos, like they're trying to get rid of them. Like “You're buying a soda? Here's 15 fake meat slightly-hotter-than-lukewarm taquitos to go with it!” So you go home with 15 fake meat slightly-hotter-than-lukewarm taquitos that you feed to your fish. Which is probably why your fish died last week. Yeah.
~Snickerdoodle~



You know what I don't get? Popcorn at the movie theater  As soon as you step through those doors the aroma just hits you in the face. Soon, your mouth starts to water, your stomach growls and you're trying to get as big o' whiff as you can. As your anticipation rises and you get your large popcorn(extra butter for me, because French blood) as well as a large coke; you go up to pay and then you're like "wat". Almost twenty dollars for TWO items. Really? I can buy a box of thirty bags of unpopped popcorn for less than that! What's the point? It's like paying for three movie tickets instead of one. One ticket is about ten dollars. I swear, prices are insane. It's enough to make you not even want to buy popcorn or even go to the movies anymore! But I still go and buy that twenty dollar combo. Why you may ask? "[ I ] just went off saying how horrible it is!" Well, dear reader, that's because I am a spoiled American teenager and I don't give a crap, therefore I will be more than happy to spend my family's money just so I can have a snack. No, but really. I usually don't even get anything. I find those prices for what you get absolutely ridiculous. To be honest, I am very conscious of what and how much I spend - whether it's MY money, or that of others. If only the theaters would realize that most of us are on social security or disability. Seriously? Making things so expensive it dilutes from the movie experience? That's just cold. However, if you have the means, go right ahead! Enjoy yourself. But for the rest of us struggling to get by, it would be nice to have popcorn at the theater without breaking the bank. 
~CrayCrayola~

         Do you like food? Well I do. I’m a food fanatic, food is life. Food is like the icing on the cake, the hot dog to my bun, the banana to my sundae… You get the picture, right? Okay, food. The topic is food. Fooooooooooooooood. Foooooood. Okay well I like lots of kinds of food too, like fruits, meats, and sweets. You following me? Lets go~! 
A= Apple slices 
B= Bananas 
C= cookies 
D= Dumplings (mmmmmm dumplins~) 
E= elephant ears 
F= French Fries 
G= Gushers 
H= Hot chocolate 
I=  ice cream 
J= Jell-O Cubes 
K= Krabby Patty 
L= Lemon pie 
M= Mac n’ Cheese 
N= Nachos 
O= Oreos 
P= Pepperoni and egg sandwich 
Q= Quesadillas 
R= Rice 
S= Steak 
T= taquitos from 7-11 ;D 
U= Ubes 
V= VANILLA BEAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSSS 
W= Whoppers 
X= Xavier Soup 
Y= Yellow cake 
Z= Zucchini. 
So there :D 
~Pickles~

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